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Chicken Smores Recipe

Ingredients:

- Graham Crackers (or other similar bread cracker alternative)
- Chocolate Bar, preferably straight milk chocolate, or straight white chocolate.
- Marshmallows
- Chicken, preferably chicken burger, but chicken breast should do nicely as well.

Preparation:

Find a camp fire.
If you are at home wait until you are camping, or if you are in desperate need of chicken smores, go outside and look for things that burn. Put them in a heap somewhere, keep the fire department on speed dial, and light er up real nice.

Find a barbecue and take one of the wire grills off, or find a similar wire type cooking tray.
Put your chicken on the wire grill and position it over the fire with rocks so the flames can lick the chicken. Find someone to keep an eye on your chicken, tell them to flip it often and to come find you when it is cooked. If they ask you what to flip it with, tell them to be creative.

After the chicken has finished cooking, take a steak knife and cut the chicken into approx. 4 centimeter squares, approx. 1/2 to 1 centimeter thick. Ask your flipper to cut it if you like.

Take your marshmallow, and put it on a sharpened stick, cook just above the flames until it is nicely browned.

After it is cooked, take your marshmallow and put it on a graham cracker square, remember to keep it bite sized. If you have a small mouth, use a small graham cracker, if you have a big ass mouth, use a big ass graham cracker. Next put on some chocolate, then add your chicken square, followed by another graham cracker.

Enjoy.

Caution: Chicken and Marshmallow might be hot, and your friends are likely to laugh at you if you burn your tongue.

Disclaimer. I have never seen, heard of, or made a chicken smore before, create and eat at your own risk. Actual chicken smore consumption may or may not cause super powers.

posted by Matt @ 12:46 PM