Chuck Norris
Found a cool website UncyclopediaOn it a Chuck Norris wiki, that is endorsed by not only Jesus, but Black Jesus as well (I hear he is hard to please).
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“The real hero here is Chuck Norris who came to me in a dream telling me to hunt for the reincarnation of Chewbacca, who tuned out to be me, who turned out to be a ninja-viking-Jedi, who turned out to be Oprah Winfrey, who turned out to be a white man, who turned out to be a bag of leaves, a big bag of leaves, which contained Chuck Norris, who came out and told me not to write run on sentences, and preceded to round-house kick me in the face, which turned out to be owned by the goverment, and we were sent to prison where he brought me to life to help him escape the Death Star. ”
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“Chuck Norris faced me in an arm wreslting contest. I lost three times in one match."Also checkout Chucktown (aka Spain II)
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